-nacho playing in the background making usual ferret noises while I’m texting-
BANG
Me:wtf -looks to find nacho dropped my long mirror-
Nacho: -scurries under dresser-
Me: nacho wtf now you’re gonna have 7 years of bad luck and you don’t even live that long!
Nacho: -looks at me with a scared nervous face-
Me: alright I’ll see what reverse joojoo I can do.